have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
trying to get your friends into anime
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
What is also fascinating about this film is that the villainess (Gothel) masks her villainy in the guise of love. She does not have the wealth of Cruella De Ville, nor the magic of Sleeping Beauty’s Maleficent. She is only equipped with an arsenal of emotional manipulation and self-esteem grenades, designed to keep Rapunzel afraid of the world and herself. As such, she is an amazing archetype for the devouring mother that many women must (to greater or lesser degrees) face in order to get free, and fully come into their own. [x]
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
one day you will become a killing machine and murder many people
godspeed little hippo
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
OOOOOH HERE WE GO
Opening Credits: All Day and All of the Night by The Kinks
Waking Up: To Be Alone With You by Sufjan Stevens
First Day At School: Shelter by the xx
Falling In Love: Knight Moves by Suzanne Vega (This sounds like the beginning of quite a suspicious and scandalous affair~)
Fight Song: Hey Ya by Outkast (OH MY GOSH HOW RIDCULOUS YESSSS)
Breaking Up: Skinny Love by Bon Iver
Life’s OK: Babel by Mumford & Sons
Getting Back Together: Smile by Lily Allen (You and your significant other have some stuff to work out, bro.)
Wedding: In for the Kill by La Roux [Danger’s Ocean Remix] (YOU AND THIS PERSON HAVE THE MOST COMPLEX, ANTAGONISTIC RELATIONSHIP EVER.)
Birth of Child: Run the World (Girls) by Beyonce (To celebrate the badassery of the new mother and also possibly the entrance of baby Rhea Silvia! :D)
Final Battle: Passenger Seat by Death Cab for Cutie (Okay this is actually a really peaceful, beautiful song is this one of those artsy slow mo battles?)
Death Scene: Everlong by Scala & Kolacny Brothers (I’m going to be real with you the original song that came up for this was in German so I made the choice to go to the next one but both of them would be very pretty and wistful for a death scene. Just saying.)
Funeral Song: Truce by Twenty One Pilots
End Credits: Supermodel (You Better Work) by Rupaul (EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS IS THE BEST EVER OH MY GOD.)
Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.
grab my strong hand